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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
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I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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