The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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