my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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