i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
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I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
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I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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