I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
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I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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