I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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