5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
You're earring is so big in my mouth
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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