I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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