Are we in a gay sports bar?
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
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I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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