thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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