nut hugger
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
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