I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
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apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
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In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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