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I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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