i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
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He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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