If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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