there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
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I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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