How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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