Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
how drunk are you?
Several
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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