I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
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went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
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Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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