You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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