good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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