so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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