i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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