You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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