I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
the day after is always just damage control
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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