Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
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