I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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