Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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