My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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