Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
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