And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
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