If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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