I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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