no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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