So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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