Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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