my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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