Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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