Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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