Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Duck Duck Cougar?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
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You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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