Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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