Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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