...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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