she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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