Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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