Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
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