Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
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She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
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Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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