ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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