he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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