By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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Bring vodka when you get back from court.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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