That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
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I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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