I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I'm really into asian looking animals
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
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Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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