Duck Duck Cougar?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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