Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Randomize
