I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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