Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
You're a waste of cheezeits
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I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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